I love you!
I can't post off my phone on the realm forums, but I can here. Thank you sooooo much. If I still don't appear in an hour, could either yourself or any available officer take the floor and start it off. All you have to do is say 'welcome to the High Society' and invite the first speaker, the Goblin who posted on the realm thread - think it's Kelzay(?) - then I'll be along by the time she's finished.
Thanks! <3